brain rape

to abuse psychologically, fuck with someone's head, to manipulate, play with, or otherwise mess with an other's mind, especially to gain sexual advantage or emotional dependency.

a: "how long are you going to stay with that loser? He treats you like shit."

b: "aw, it's my fault, i deserve it, and i love him"

a: "you're getting brain raped"

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Brain Stomach

A stomach of a woman that has hundreds stretch marks, usually due to her being previously pregnant and/or fat, then losing weight, but keeping the stretch marks. Resembles the wrinkles in a person's brain. On her stomach.

Bob: "Why doesn't Jane ever wear a two-piece bathing suit?"

Johnny: "Because she has Brain Stomach."

Bob: "Oh."

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smooth brained

Your brain doesn't work right and the gears don't function right. Otherwise said as you are stupid, dumb, an idiot.

Hey Darrell those eggs go in the fridge you smooth brained mother fucker.

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Bean brain

A mildly stupid person. A step up from retard, but not quite moron.

Oh, come on, you bean brain! Everybody knows Elton John is gay!

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Smeg for Brains

From the sci-fi comedy Red Dwarf.
Someone very stupid. A form of shit for brains. An insult.

"Hey, smeg for brains- get us another beer."

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butt brain

a butt brain is a person that has shit for brains.

Jimmy is such a butt brain.

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Google Brain

A person who is really smart, and everyone asks them for help with things they don't understand. The person has extensive knowledge of many different subjects.

Guy 1: "I think I put the right answer for #3 on that test"

Guy 2: "Well I put A."

Guy 1: "I put B. Wish I knew if that was right."

Guy 2: "Lets go ask Mike, he has a google brain."

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