When a girl stays over and doesnt give you any pussy, you wait until she falls asleep...... then you ejaculate on her face. Then she wakes up to WHITE CHRISTMAS
She stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a blow job, so I gave her a WHITE CHRISTMAS
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German interpretation of the word "Santa". Mostly used by people from Weener, Eastfrisia. Can also be used in combination with "hat" to describe a traditional red colored covering for the head worn for Christmas. lol.
Guy A (translated from German): "I'm wearing a Santa hat."
Guy B, from Eastfrisia: "He's wearing a Christmas Man Hat!"
Superman: "What's up, Christmas Man?"
Christmas Man: "WTF, someone stole my hat."
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A person who always wants christmas to be greener and more summer-like. Cette person is ussually grumpy or angry. They don't like the cold or snow. The opposite of Mr.White Christmas. Also seen in the Miser Brothers Chritmas.
Happy Fellow: Hey, you wanna come play in the snow?
Grumps: no! I hate the snow.
Happy Fellow: Suit yourself, Mr.Green Christmas.
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December 23 is known as Christmas Adam. Christmas Adam came before Christmas Eve. We know that this is accurate because according to the Christian Bible, Adam came before eve!
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The roll of fat you accumulate during Christmas vacations
Time to start working off the Christmas tire I grew around my waist.
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alcoholic beverages served around and during Christmas time
I don't condone offering Christmas cheer to uninvited guests.
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Anal on Christmas Eve while wearing Christmas lights. Cookies are apart of the equation. Somehow.
Oh man I had a great brown christmas last night! I was awesome.
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