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When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)
Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''
Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).
'During a bois night out'
Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.
Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.
A zion classic is THE BEST!!!!!!! car inside GTA V Online, that is a very accepted car in the car meets of the DRAG N DRIFT Discord server
Hey Razvan, you should bring the Zion Classic to the meet!
The gobbers classic is a state of mind, dropping repeated stinkers, having year 5 drip or even being bald.
Sam don’t do that, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!
To do something poorly, to be gay or to be bald.
Oh no, you’ve just done a gobbers classic!