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When you're fucking a chick in the ass and right before you cum she looks back at you with fangled ass teeth. You then realize that this is no chick, but a man! After completion, the man continues to call you non-stop, asking ridiculously long questions.
Guy #1: Yo dude, I was fucking this chick last night!
Guy #2: Oh, Yea?
Guy #1: Yea, turns out it was Carmichael Dave. Now I'm going over on my anytime minutes...
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A guy that has good intentions but is always caught chasing and playing with management. Tries to be discreet but always seen by a co-worker.....
There goes farmer Dave with the mgmt team....oh is he holding his notebook?? Lol
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When a female is giving a male a blow-job and she throws up in his urethra. The male then masturbates on the the womans face giving her a mix of cum and throw up facial
Dude, how was brittany last night?
Not job man she gave me a dirty dave.
OMG thats disgusting!
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A weak human with arms of a two-year-old that can barely lift a pencil.He is also idiotic and very mental.
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A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend
Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out
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wee dave is a small almost bald like creature who pisses itself all the time and is really abusive to women.it has been known to scavage for leftovers to feed its many offspring.
a wee dave be could living on my couch
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Dave the rave is a legend. He wanders this planet doing whatever the fuck he wants. He was once the most feared rascal in the UK. He now spends his days hauling his big but dench belly around, kayaking, chilling with goats in mountains and teaching his ways to his students.
"Who's driving us to the lake today?"
"Dave The Rave"
"We're fucked mate"
Oh, shit, my assignments gettin marked by Dave The Rave, I have no chance.
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