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The lead vocalist from the band Anti-Flag.
Has been straight-edge all his life.
Has been a vegetarian since birth and a vegan from a young age.
Born in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania he formed the politically charged punk band Anti-Flag.
Is one of the most talented lyricist's ever born and writes music that is extremely infuential and inspirational.
Many see him as a God.
"Did you know, as well as being the best fucking guy ever, Justin Sane is also vegan and straight-edge. What a legend."
"Yeah, and he recently moved to the east end of London"
"He sure is 'Keepin it real'"
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The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.
Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...
Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.
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Justin DaDoom was a Drow Elf Assassin circa 1986. After joining as a mere initiate, he eventually rose up through the ranks of the Assassin's Guild, ultimately becoming the Grandfather of Assassins after defeating the Grandmother of Assassins in hand to hand combat.
Justin DaDoom is best known for the Curse he laid upon one of his foes: "Every Time You Run, You Fall Down". Needless to say, that foe spent the remainder of his life either moving slowly or tumbling about.
Another well-known fact about Justin is that he HATED Stinky Vaginas, as his father before him also hated them. There was little known to repulse the DaDoom males more than Stinky Vag.
Justin DaDoom also enjoyed belching profusely, which he barely managed to keep under control while in Stealth Mode.
Some of Justin DaDoom's traveling companions included Telyx, Nemesis Tor'turre, Zontar, Jarga Sin, and Celedon Kierney.
Justin amassed great wealth during his lifetime, including all of the following artifacts:
Vorpal Sword +5
Bastard Sword +6
Sling of Seeking +5
Elven Chainmail +6
Gauntlets of Ogre Power/Swimming/Dexterity/Climbing
Ring of Chameleon Power
Ring of Free Action
Ring of Spell Turning
Browning Automatic Rifle
When last seen, he was being tutored by Nemesis Tor'turre in the ways of magic, and had attained 10th level as a Mage in addition to his 20th level as an Assassin.
As the party entered the chamber of the Ice Queen, Justin began to sniff the air with disdain.
"Orcs?" Telyx asked.
"No" replied Justin DaDoom, releasing a thunderous and long-lasting belch... "Stinky Vag. I HATE STINKY VAG!!!"
And then The Ice Queen materialized before them, enraged beyond all words. The battle began immediately.
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Some skinny Twat with a cool jacket and expensive boots, man slag, slept with his stepsister, gives me bi vibes
I’m Justin Fitzgerald
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ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SEXIEST ACTORS EVER!! Know for being Andy on Weeds but plays in other amazing movies. Such as See you in September as A.J..
(Andy, who is played by Justin Kirk, is sitting on the couch while Doug is sitting in a chair and they are arguing)
Andy Botwin: Hey Lupita, settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
Lupita: The coffee table.
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Just because justin barr is your maths teacher doesn't mean you can't be incredibly sexually attracted to him. He's tall and his schlong is as long as Vince's I shit you not. You might have some awkward encounters in the corridor like letting out soft moans or having vigorous orgasms but don't worry because he knows what you're doing... and he loves it.
"Oh my god guys Mr. Barr is coming"
"I hope he doesn't see my MASSIVE BULGING ERECTION"
*Justin Barr walks past*
"OMG MR. BARR FUCK ME DADDY"
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