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A mannequin that lives in my basement
Person:”look it’s Jeremy”
Other person:”Wow Jeremy is so cool.”
An Indian kid who calls himself black. He acts gay but is maybe not. He kisses dudes. And likes to sleep on the floor for fun. He has no rizz, and is partially deaf. He also like likes Queen Elizabeth. But he has the biggest forehead and nose you’ll ever see. But you know what that means… BIG PERSONALITY.
Have you see Jeremy
Me:No
Jeremy is this kid that has a doorknob for a pee pee. Jeremy also likes long walks at the park while he touches your boyfriends dick. Jeremy is also a ugly ass mixed kid.
Jeremy has a small dick it’s like a doorknob.
Kaiden's Slave that he has been training for years now. He's a good little bitch thats a good boy.
The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
If you want perfection find Jeremy!
Named after the last known Pegasus, Jeremy had a three foot penis and swooped down on his surrounding villages to impregnate all the local woman.
The men of these villages were then forced out by the woman for not being adequate.
Some say you can still hear the echos in the hills of these woman calling out for the majestic Pegasus “JEREMY!”