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Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.
Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.
Jeremy is a boy who you think is nice at first, but then when y’all break up he is a piece of crap :) Jeremy tells you that he loves you, and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with you. But, previously he has told that to other girls too. When you date him, he likes someone else other than you and gets closer to another girl, and tells you that the girl is like his sister. And then, you get mixed feelings about it. So you ask him, and he gets mad at you and tells you that’s not true, and you shouldn’t be assuming things. But you still take him back anyway. And then, the girl gives you tips about you relationship and starts acting nice out of nowhere. But then, Jeremy doesn’t text you as much as he texts her. Jeremy waits with you after school, but then one day he leaves and you go to his Instagram dm’s and see that this girl has poured her heart out to him, and he tells her that he didn’t feel like you and him were a couple, but instead he felt like he was with her and he wanted to kiss her. And then, he texts you “hi babe” and you already know he is full of crap. And he says “can we talk” and you say “yeah” and he says “I’m sorry” and then you say nothing and he continues “I’m too good for you” and you just have to sit there and cry, and every time your family brings him up you can’t get over him. And then you find out, he has liked this girl your whole relationship. Should’ve known that from the start when he would wear her hair ties and hoodies.
“Jeremy just broke up with me 😭”
“Well that’s just jeremy, he’s a player”
A rich kid on the block that acts like he has no money whatsoever . Always coming through with them club turkey sandwiches and little sprouts like we don’t know he a trust fund kid handing out snacks.
Did you see Jeremy after school today?
Nah, but he did give me a hAAGEN daz bar during lunch today
Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
A guy who will lie to and manipulate you to think that he loves you til you fall head over heels for him. Will cheat on you every chance he gets.
Jeremy is not boyfriend material
Jeremy is just a silly little lad that’s always in a silly goofy mood:) has short blonde curly hair and is tall. he’s one with the nature and he really likes taking hikes. He has tons of stamina and energy when everyone else is dying, screw you jeremy. Jeremy is the type of guy that would throw a stick with a bee on it at you across a river but accidentally end up drowning the bee (then feeling guilty about it for a long time). But he’s also a really nice guy that would take you bad on a hike so that you don’t die of heat. If you meet Jeremy, you should either kick him in the knee or give him chocolates.
Miguel: “do you know Jeremy?”
Lia: “oh yeah, the guy who’s always in front of everyone on hikes with an INSANE amount of energy? He killed my pet bee!”
Miguel: “yeah that’s him!”