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When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.
I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.
Tan, spiked hair, muscley fist-pumping meathead from NJ. Aka guido.
Jimmy moved to Cali and tried to assume a normal lifestyle, but no one was fooled by this Jersey meatstick.
Going from the left most lane on the highway all the way to the right without using a blinker. Usually to make an exit
Bro did you see that guy?? He just cut through all four lanes with no blinker and pulled a jersey drift.
When someone puts brass knuckles on and fists a girl
I heard she got jersey boxcared last night
when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.
"Wow, that is one jersey pour.."
does not exist. it is only a fictional land that’s described in fairy tales. beware, whoever claims they’re from this place probably work for the bourgeoisie!
friend one: dude where’d the dog go?
friend two: central jersey.. last night
friend: HAHAHAHAAH omg bro im so sorry for your loss
When a gay person from the "original jersey" goes kungfu on your ass.
Bob: Hi
Jersey-Gayian: Hey!
Bob: No Thanks