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1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.
Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!
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a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.
Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.
Male2: that sounds boring what i di
Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!
ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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a person who sucks excessively, particularly on two or more levels. originates from the concept of a Triscuit cracker, which sucks already, (the first level of suckage) being jizzed on to add a second layer of nastiness.
this guy is ugly AND he smells like shit... what a jizz triscuit.
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A unknown spot on every mans body that causes him to automatically ejaculate. The Jizz Spot may sometimes be in an inconvenient spot such as the leg or the arm, although uncomfortable us men all have to go through this.
Brian:"Dammit Jon touch my jizz spot one more time!"
Jon: "Hahaha"
Brian: -pokes Robcat's Jizz Spot"-
Robcat: "Cmon guys i just changed underwear"
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goggles used to protect the eyes while a giant load is blown on the face.
She used the jizz goggles to shield her eyes from flying semen.
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pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.
Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.
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When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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