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i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat

to put it in layman's terms, you make me so sick i would rather defecate at the expense of my own undergarments instead of being in your presence.

your so shit that i would rather shit in my own jocks and wear them as a hat than know you!

by discombobulator! November 18, 2010


stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

by Steveasaurusrexx July 11, 2008


cock before jock

A very large penis that is constantly bragged about but once shown its tiny

Dude you lied about your dick size, its tiny, cock before jock.

by S3men3ata October 26, 2017


Rotten Jocks

Rotten Jocks are underwear that has gone through thick and thin, and has a considerable amount of multicolored stains on it.

Aiden: Yo look at these ventilation holes in my undies!
Lucas: Those are rotten jocks😅

by DUNC3 March 01, 2025


URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK

Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.

MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00

AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD

MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND

PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL

FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR

URBAN DICKTIONARY

URBAN CUNTIONARY

Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...

URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION

URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 10, 2022


Shitty Jocks

this term refers to Eimhin Carey after he absolutely blew up the jacks in Town Leixlip, smell of that fella is manky , little slut so he is

awh fuck, theres shitty jocks again, get away from me

by yejokcubehaha January 16, 2024


jock salt

Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.

Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt

by Youngsandwitch April 05, 2017