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Diamond Jockey

Diamond Jockey is not a who, it's a what. It is that feeling that gets inside you when you feel confident and a little bit cocky. It's that feeling that overcomes all the self-doubt and anxiety, even if just for a moment. It's that moment when you see yourself in a different light and realize you are all that, until the feeling is gone. The diamond jockey is when you feel diamond and you ride the moment.

I was Diamond Jockey last night, keeping it hundo p, everyone around me was feeling it too.

by sweet_and_sour August 5, 2019


beep jockey

problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.

Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.

by hotly pursuit May 9, 2017


Taki Jockey

A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.

"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."

by Hoobadobious Maximus June 24, 2022


baunch jockey

(noun)

One who rides baunches.

The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.

by davidrgarber August 28, 2018


cross jockey

n. A highly religious catholic

"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."

by LostPenguin June 6, 2005


flannel jockey

A female lesbian who takes on male mannerisms, also known as a Dyke

"Dude, Jackie is such a FLANNEL JOCKEY!"

by MambaD August 9, 2017


semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 9, 2017