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problem solver; programmer; button/keyboard pusher with programming instincts that reboot electronic instrumentation into successful operation without a manual.
Thank goodness we found a beep jockey who could dicern the programming responses from our late model electronic & audio clock.
A white male from the age range from 30 - 45, who exclusively hits on Latin Women.
"My friend can't come to Target anymore, they're too many Taki Jockey's."
"I was gonna invite my friend Jeffry to the DR, but I can't now because I figured out he's a Taki Jockey."
The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.
n. A highly religious catholic
"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."
Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.
Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless
Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys
Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.
...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...