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left lane jackass

Left Lane Jackass (LLJ): A person driving in the left lane on a highway either at the speed limit or usually slightly below the limit AND the following conditions are present: 1) Another car or cars is behind them wanting to go faster; 2) The person driving is completely unaware of his or her surroundings.

The following conditions are not necessary for the definition, but are frequently observed: There is a blinker flashing and the driver is completely unaware of it and has no intention of changing lanes, and 2) The driver may be talking on a cell phone, putting on make-up, or daydreaming.

Supporting evidence includes: The drivers behind the LLJ appear pissed off, and 2) drivers behind the LLJ are usually tail-gaiting and flashing their lights, however, this usually has no effect, due to condition #2 of the definition.

Passenger: "Hey, is there a traffic jam ahead?"
Driver: No, it's another left lane jackass.
Passenger: Just get a little closer to him, I'm sure he'll move over when he notices us.
Driver: He's frigging clueless, and doesn't even know that I'm 12 inches from his bumper. I think he's talking on his cell phone.

by MeDavebo September 29, 2014


Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.

This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.

by quitepedantic October 2, 2015


Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019


oliver lane

The feeling you get having had an anal douche session, followed by an anal bleaching then lastly a fisting from a wart-handed, homeless, incest librarian assistant. It resembles the feeling of brutal felching with one's own extremely attractive step sister.

Blimey, it feels as if I've just had an Oliver lane.

by Saganh January 12, 2014


Lane Brat

when a very aggressive driver continuously weaves in and out of traffic, despite making minimal forward progress

god, this guy in the BMW is being such a lane brat!

by Ryan_the_stupid_cashier April 23, 2018


Lane Frumps

The awkardly malformed, obese, or otherwise odd-looking bums that hang around in bowling alleys.

Dude, take a look at those lane frumps-that one's obese on one side and all shriveled on the other!

by Bjorkish October 9, 2007


left laning

The act of getting fellated by a fine beezy while driving a automobile.

I was left laning it yesterday. Betty gives good brain.

by left laner October 12, 2007