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The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.
I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.
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In a world were 3 guys and a teenage girl must traverse the zombie infested lands. There is no hope, no cure, and no problem. This is a world where it's alright that they know exactly where the safe room is, Hunters all seem to enjoy the same blue hoodie, smokers just want to give you a good frisking, and Boomers don't ever work out. And when you say David Banner, I just slashed your tires, prepare to fight a tank.
LEFT 4 DEAD DIALOGUE
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Zoey: ALMOST THERE?!?!? ALMOST THERE!
Louis: Get these vampires offa me!
Bill: They're zombies moron.
Duke Nukem: HAIL TO THE KING, BABY!
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A mystical youtube rabbit hole that leads young men into a downward spiral of radical beliefs.
My cousin Johnny went down the alt left pipeline and now he is a meninist
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the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."
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The policy of some players in games such as Destiny 2, Warframe, or Division to pick up every single piece of loot they can find, much to the annoyance of their teammates.
Agent 1: *Runs back to pick up drop*
Agent 2: What the heck are you doing?
Agent 1: No loot left behind!
There is nothing else or more to be said or proven; legit to the n^th degree; done and double-done.
When Robert James "Bobby" Fischer defeated the Russians at their own game of chess, and then left afterword, there was nothing left to prove.
To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.
Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!