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Lincoln

Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.

Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now

by hairssssss March 20, 2023


Lincoln

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.

“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.

by Yakkam September 8, 2020


Lincoln

A bitch.

Lincoln is an asshole.

by LincolnHalligan March 1, 2024


lincoln

honestly, lincoln is the best. idk what else to say cuz he’s just that epic. -if ur lincoln this is the one and only weezie here

person one : omg look! it’s lincoln he’s so epic
person two:omg ikr he’s the best

by usucc November 17, 2019


lincoln

a person who is someone you can trust and cant. Don't let them know all your secrets. He is active, goofy, funny, attractive, and plenty more. He can be the best person in the world and then not be. You will love him for one second and then not. Lincoln is the BEST and sometimes he's really not. He can be a really good person though. He could make you laugh so much, and he is a really great person. he will be your crush easily. he IS the best person ever. he is kind and loving and many more.

girl 1: damn he's hot
girl 2: ik right, he's probably a Lincoln, but don't fall for him too hard, you never know what a Lincoln could do. but he could also be really great

by 200222222222kkgugc,hgdku;vb hv September 30, 2018


Lincoln

Lincoln’s sometimes an ass but most of the time ok. Lincolns are players and will go for any sporty and hot girl they cross paths with. Boys named Lincoln will go for girls named Lexi and Emerson most of the time if they are straight but if they’re gay they might go for a Brandon. They most of the time have one sister and a large extended family. Lincolns are known for thinking about how they look too much and focusing on their hair way too much. They can bee very tall and skinny but strong. If you find a Lincoln they are ok.

Kid:I saw a Lincoln today
Kid2:ok he looks average

Kid:I agree

by Elmo is life December 30, 2020


Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.

John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!

by sexoffender_202 March 4, 2024