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Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.
Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.
Lincoln is the kind of guy you can trust with your life. He’s a true homie and I’d give my life for him. He’s the kind of guy who’ll be there for you and he won’t just be there he’ll be attentive. He’s also a pretty good vibe knows the music.
Lincoln is a cool man trust that
A person who is very tense around other human beings who are not family, or friends. Most of his love is shared with animals. He probably owns multiple dogs, and random exotic animals rather than having a gf/wife.
Lincoln was uncomfortable at the party, but felt loved with his pets.
Lincoln is a tall guy you go to school with. He usually will have a massive forehead and really small eyes. He can be very annoying and harass girls that he likes. He will try to steal your money so be wary. Most Lincoln's have a really weird smiles and are very insecure of it. So if you ever want to roast him or hurt his feelings, say something about his smile.
Girl: Stop harassing me lincoln
Lincoln: Give me all of your money right now
A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.
“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.