The kind of filth that takes disgusting mud baths in the dreary backwater hell-scape of Tennessee
Yo, did you see the pond lobster back there laying in that dried up lake?
Yeah, and it is about to rain too!
Figures. Damn pond lobsters...
A sexual manuever in which a person inserts four fingers covered in cream cheese into the anus leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. In a claw-moving motion, the inserted partner opens and closes hand similar to the way a lobster would
"Pray tell, my dear, that is some splendid lobster rangoon!"
A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?
The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.
A unique sexual fetish with traced to to both Smiths Station, Andalusia, and Smut Eye Alabama. While engaged in 69 both participants urinate in the others face post orgasm.
I was face fucking this girl and she started an Alabama Lobster Fight with me.
The act of eating the dry skin from a very red and sunburnt vagina.
"damn bro she was out on the beach all day, had to give her the ol' red lobster sand box.
a sexual act preformed at red lobster location whilst you beat your dick under the table while the waiter/waitress is getting your order and you have to cum by the end of your order
Gary have you tried the red lobster yet.
yea I did it on Tuesday with john and the others.
Red Lobster is a rich man with connections with red skin and lots of the money.
Red Lobster: hey white boy you need mooney
white boy : im all about that free mooney
Red Lobster: i got theee conections boy