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When you take a huge dump in someone's toilet and leave without flushing.
Dude, I totally pulled a Log and Jog at Mom's house last night. She'll flip when she finds it!
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pooping in long cylindrical segments of doo
Frank was cutting logs and built a huge island in the toilet. Then he sailed a tiny boat to the poop shore and marked his new territory as poop island. Land of the stink.
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A homosexual male: They do not reproduce, they just have sex and don't contribute to the nation's population. They're just like logs in that sense.
Alfie: "That guy is such a log, I mean, he doesn't reproduce, he's just like a log in that sense, because they don't contribute to the nation's population."
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This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.
We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.
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n.- A thick, frozen feces stick, made by taking a large, gooey turd, wrapping it in plastic wrap, and placing in the freezer. The yule log is, when hardened by freezing, employed in masturbation.
I saw your mom lick the yule log last nite after she stick it in her coocheroo.
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n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"
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What is shouted when someone throws their feces. Similar to shouting "frag out" when throwing a hand grenade.
LOG OUT!! <Throws feces> at a homosexual homophobe.
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