UGH SO AMAZING PLS MRRY ME (no because your so beautiful I canโt get over you and like I just want to see you every day and night and like AAAA Iโm so gay) ๐๐๐
If your the mars Iโm talking about you didnโt see this ๐คจ๐คจ๐คฌ๐คฌ๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ผ๐ผ๐บ๐ผ๐บ๐ผ๐ฆ๐ฆ
โMars is so amazingโ
Somehow smart but also the dumbest motherfucker you could meet.
Can make you laugh so hard but also yell at them at the same time for sounding so stupid.
They'll make you feel stupid even though they're the stupid one.
Really cool with good taste in music and good fashion sense. They can also be really blunt as well.
They're smart when they want to be and can make a good point.
Be a little awkward at times but hey- doesn't everyone?
Named after the red wasteland planet.
You think you're dumb? Wait til you meet a Mars. They'll prove you wrong even when you're not trying to.
Can't cook. They just can't.
They flirt as a joke way too much with their friends.
Let's hope you don't fly into space on accident with them.
They're a good friend to have around. Consider yourself lucky if you find a Mars for a friend.
Person 1: YO. You seen Mars anywhere?!
Person 2: Yeah! Being stupid down by the lake!
Person 1: DAMMIT MARS
Person 2: That's Mars for ya!
Someone who is submissive and breedable.
Hi im mars = I'm submissive and breedable
Hey how's mars?
Oh they're being submissed and breeded right now.
mars is used to call you fat or its just the planet
hey your as fat a mars
dude mars is so cool
Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!
โHey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?โ
โYea, itโs sad honestly.โ
mars is the most funny and cute perspn in fhe world . hes got very pretty hair and eyes snd he has an amazing sense of style and an iconic taste in music (but he secretly listens to 1d)
mars is the nicest person ever (even tho he kins asuka ) and never fails to make me laugh: find a friend like mars and u will never let him go
plus, hes a queer
mars stinks bc hes a crusty metalhead
did mars make you laugh today? yes, hes such a mars lmao
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