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Matt Stevens is a big hunk of man. He is a professional shark hunter and has recently caught a sharkWOT. His main diet consists of triple choc trumpets and flavored milk.
His favorite days include Aussie dayWOT and Labor dayWOT. He recently evaded the law in an incident so devastating that it will not be recorded. The prison gates are definitely not opening up for this boy.
Matt Stevens enjoys fucking good views and fishing(FOR SHARKS!).
"What a fucking good view" - Matt Stevens.
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When one takes a short nap during work hours in the handicap toilets.
Matt's just of having a Matt Nap
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An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.
Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.
Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.
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aka "Matt-y voz" a teacher at a small hippie school in v-town. Bald, Brain-y and a BAD ASS BITCH.
He will give you college level test freshman year and you better pray to god he approves of mmmmmm day or else shit will go down...
"HERE'S SOME BREAD AND HERE'S SOME SPERM AND HERE'S SOME MORE BREAD"-Matt Voz 2018
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Matte Painter: a Digital Artist in the Film Industry.
A Matte Painter is a Digital Artist who creates artificial backgrounds for film and television or even for publication. At the turn of the century, Matte Painters used oils painted on glass to achieve this process. In the 21st Century the same results are achieved using computers and special editing software. This process using computers allows for much more convincing backgrounds (and occasionally foregrounds) to be rendered in much shorter periods of time. Most Matte Painters use a program called Photoshop to achieve the desired result although other programs such as Painter or Alias Wavefront may be used.
Movies like Star Wars and The Matrix and television series such as Farscape are fantasy-themed and therefore most of the artificial backgrounds used in each scene are Matte Paintings designed to convey a fantasy environment or atmosphere. This in turn may assist in selling the story to the audience.
eg 1. The production company couldn't afford to build an entire set on the backlot so they hired a Matte Painter to 'extend' the existing set and replace the missing backgrounds.
eg 2. It was overcast when they filmed the scene so a Matt Painter was employed to replace the sky plates.
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The act of fearlessly initiating a kiss with a woman by grabbing the back of the head with your four fingers and placing the thumb on her cheek.
Example: everytime Matt Damon kisses a girl in any movie.
Example: Bro I was totally scared to hook up with this girl then I pulled THE MATT DAMON her and she couldn't resist
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A matt shot is when a poor ass drunk piece of shit asks a bartender for a cheap drink at last call. The bartender will then take all the putrid contents from the entire evenings drink runoff in the bar matt and funnel that shit into a glass and serve for one dollar (U.S.)
That fuckin drunk asshole just drank that matt shot and then threw up all over himself. Jackass.
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