Matt Cardle

winner of the X factor 2010. amazing voice, and extreamley good looking. love's his fans, geuinely a lovely person. no-one dislikes him, especially Aiden Grimshaw fellow x factor finalist, whom he has a huge Bromance with. Maiden ftw!

A: woah, who's that?! His voice is amazing!
B: Matt Cardle, the most gorgeous person in the world.

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Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

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matt stone

The co-creator of the TV show "South Park," who has excelled at making racial, ethnic, and other mean-spirited humor socially acceptable among young people. A man of questionable talent, he produces low quality animation with poor dialogue to titillate the gross fantasies of teens and overgrown kids.

If Matt Stone couldn't make fun of racial, ethnic, and religious minorities and retarded people, he wouldn't have any jokes left.

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Matt Ulman

Two words for 'sex'.

Oh boy; Greg and I had some good Matt Ulman last night.

12👍 6👎

Matt Walsh

The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover

Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet

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matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.

Hey, man, you’re a Matt Murray!

6👍 2👎

Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.

He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt

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