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The Monday Morning

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

by Wall-I October 21, 2021


Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).

Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg

by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022


Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 21, 2017


Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022


monday syndrome

Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.

I'm in the monday syndrome, don't interfere me.

by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016


It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 8, 2024


I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024