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Taking a really huge dump to learn that it all stacked on each other, creating a mountainous form.
I totally just took a mountain doo in your bathroom.
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a place in jerusalem where all the skins cut off the penises are, the mountain is about 10ft tall, and people occasionally have picnics on top of it
"You gonna ask Lesely out?"
"Yeah man, ima take her to foreskin mountain."
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mountain dew is basically like redneck water.
my Alabama friend just chugged mountain dew like it was water
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Man, that girl's got a hefty set of meat mountains!!
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When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.
My shit was a Mountain Climber
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A cougar is in her 40"s. A woman 50yrs or older who shouldn't be trying to date at all unless she's chasing an 80 yr old man is a mountain lion. Wrinkled, worn out and loose.
I was checking out from a distance what I thought was a cougar, then she turned around and I felt sick. It was an old mountain lion on the loose!
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a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.
Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"
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