The sticky gooey discharge from a woman’s vagina.
My muff mucous ruined my underwear.
The female version of teabagging.
She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
Sarah puked on my feet right after she gave me a mud muff
The female version of dangle berries, where dried up clumps of cum & other fluids collect in bundles of various sizes towards the ends of her pubic hair
"Bruv, I pulled down her panties and bumped into the meanest collection of muff nuggets I've ever seen!"
A term of endearment but also an insult. Literally meaning the fluid from a vagina
Don't be silly, you fucking muff dribble
Dandruff of the Muff. Dead skin cells resulting from dry skin in or around the Muff area.
I tried on a black dress for a work event I had coming up and when I took it off, I noticed I left some Muff Dander.