Small patch of hair left above the vagina to warm the nose of the person going down onna female
"It was a cold night out but Karen warmed my nose with her nose muff. "
A lesbian behind closed doors, but still pretends to hit on and like the attention of guys to conceal her secret.
Omg, Amber is all over Kelly but keeps hooking up with that guy that’s all over her. She’s such a sneaky muff.
A Muff Giggle is a rapid expulsion of air from a females vagina, typically following sexual intercourse.
Was that muff giggle I just heard, or was it last nights dinner?
The sexual act of dressing as a cow and consuming the pubic hair of your partner after it has been straightened and dyed green.
Rafa: "I had a great time muff grazing off Emma last night"
Brad: "Did the cow costume arrive in time then?"
Rafa: "Yeah I still have it she wants to go muff grazing tonight"
a chick fight, and/or catfight
Those chicks were going crazy muff ruffling outside the bar.
A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.
person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks
person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.
A vey nasty, dirty, and stinky twat
"Damn man that chick probably has a manky muff"