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A term used to describe someone outside of a social group
Anyone who's name is not known or ever brought up.
"Hey man, do you know who that guy is over there?"
Nah, he's in my English class, but he's a total muffin man."
"Do you know the muffin man?"
"Nope."
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a sock, usually knee high or similar, worn by an extremely tubby person, causing the the flesh to bulge over the top of the sock similar to breakfast muffin overflow.
Similar to a muffin top but occurring whenever sock constricts flesh and causes bulging overflow.
Rick: did you see that roller derby chick?
Dale: with the knee high socks..?
Rick: yeah, girl should rethink her sock choice...serious muffin sock! Gross!
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Invented by a person named Muffin, this act is when a person places the tip of his penis under the nose of his partner and shoots his load into the nasal cavity. Following the actual shot, the load is then snorted and swallowed.
Dude, I just blew a Muffin Shot right up my girlfriend's nose! Shit was so cash!
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to have anal sex with your girlfriend's dead mom
Cop: yo, what the fuck you in for
Inmate Pratt: i stale muffin'd yo mom
Cop: Um, what?
Inmate Pratt: ...
Cop: Yeah, clean up in cell block D.
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When two girls rub their pussy’s together.
Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.
From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.
A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"
Proper way to greet ur lover that is loving but also triggering.
Hello my angel muffin, I am here