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When your muffins get too frisky in the oven.
You should always be afraid of a cheeky muffin
When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.
¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨
Cog Muf-fin
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1.The thing one wants most out of this world.
"Nick really wants Lee more than world peace, therefore she is his cog muffin!"
This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.
Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!
When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice
I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy
A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.
"Have you been down to Bristol St?"
"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."
A sweat stain left in a pantie after a workout by a fat chick
"You're being a muffin stain"