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A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.
Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja
A person who slips in a door quickly before it closes without touching the door.
That bastard door-ninja didn't hold the door for me.
When someone appears or disappears from the surrounding area with few or no people noticing.
Also when you do a really cool ninja move, especially if you could never do it again.
Joe: Oh, hi Jon.
Jon: Hi Joe.
Sam: Hey guys!
Joe: When did you get here?
Jon: He pulled a ninja.
Man: *drops glass*
Waiter: *catches glass without spilling drink*
Man: Wow, you just pulled a ninja!
A secret that not even the secret keeper or teller knows.
No one knows so its a ninja secret.
Person 1 " so hows life"
Person 2 " its a secret"
Person 1 " you can tell me your secret"
Person 2" its a ninja secret"
Person 1 " what?!"
Person 2 " I dont even know the secret, there for its a ninja secret"
when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!
Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze
Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?
A running, jumping start slap to the face; with a penis. A form of the Tony Danza penis slap.
Nick ninja danza'd Kristin and showed her just who the boss really was.
A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.
I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!
You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.