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A sexual position where a man uses a strap on and his on tool to have both vaginal and anal sex at the same time.
After a few margaritas, she was ready to let me give her the rusty nail!
Manky finger nail:
A finger nail that has gone black due to bruising.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jimmy?
Guy2: Which ones Jimmy?
Guy1: Oh you know, he's the one with the manky finger nail.
When you're forced to play Moira in Overwatch.
Brigitte got nerfed again, so we're back in nail jail.
When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle
Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.
We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.
Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them
It’s like saying “It is as bad as nails in your feet”
“Man I stubbed my toe” ... “tough nailsdude”
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