Upstate New York

-The northern part of New York north of Albany and in the Hudson River area. Just saying now, Buffalo, Syracuse and Rochester are not upstate. They are in Central-Western New York.

-NOT WESTCHESTER, AND DEFINITELY NOT LONG ISLAND!
And just to clear this up, not all Upstaters are good-for-nothing hicks. Sure, some are, but everywhere has hicks and wierdos. The only reason that a lot of upstaters don't have jobs is because all the jobs left in the 50's, making New York (the state, idiot out-of-staters) the poorest state per capita.

-Upstate is not a crime-ridden slum as several cities, like Port Jervis have displayed to us. People here have manners and common sense.

-A LOT prettier than the city, which is more crime infested and poorer (per capita).

OK, this damn thing keeps erasing my example and telling me to say Upstate New York, even though I DID so now i just said it.

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New York Yankee

Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl must take a bagel, put the man's semen on it and eat it.

Yo, this girl gave me and my buddy a New York Yankee earlier!

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New York Knuckle

When you are fisting someone, and then abruptly and without warning, pull out and punch them in the face.

She said something stupid when I was fisting her, so I gave her the New York Knuckle and she shut up.

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New York Sub

a new york sub is when you spread the woman's pussy lips and take a big ol' steaming shit in her cunt... then you proceed to fuck it...

man, i had to wash my dick after i gave that girl a new york sub...

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new york minute

a time from when the light turns green, to when the person behind you honks the shizzle out of you

daaaaaaamn.......that light went by in a new york minute dawg!!!

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The king of New york

Rip, Pop smoke

Bro biggie is the king

DISGUSTING, Pop Smoke is the God of NY, The King of New York, Jesus of rap, Empire state emperor,

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New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.

i totally new york slingered that girl last night.

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