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How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what you what they really think.

Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!

by Mariotol December 8, 2010

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nice shirt

Used as a get out clause to laugh at something you shouldnt really be laughing at. So everybody thinks your laughing at your friends shirt when really your laughing at the unfortunate person/thing.

used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.


'After seeing really tall woman with really small man in front of us'

Me: Nice shirt 12 O'Clock

Friend: Pfffff

by Maudley November 26, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice Guy

A person who never gets the girl, always finishes last, and most importantly, doesn't play Rock N' Roll.

Nice boys don't play rock n' roll

by Lupus September 22, 2004

95๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice Guy

A guy who, rather than risk rejection by asking women out, forges friendships with them hoping that eventually it'll lead to romance. A Nice Guy will often claim that they treat women with respect and then get angry when they don't reward him with sex.

Not to be confused with a guy who is geuinely nice.

Nice Guy: All these other guys treat girls like shit! I've never gone around acting like an asshole! Why don't you date me? It's not fair!
Woman: I'm sorry, am I supposed to be interested in you just because you meet minimum standards of decency?

by peppermint cupcake February 15, 2012

38๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


nice toit

As said in Brooklyn 99 by Jake Peralta, it has a variety of meanings used in one phrase. For example when Amy and Jake are dancing he says it. It could be used as 'Nice tits', 'This moment is Nice'

"Nice Toit"

by yogurtz April 10, 2019

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nice Guy

Nice guys are a very odd creature, who thrive off of believing that women are all hoes who enjoy being treated poorly by stereotypical "Alpha Males" they call Chads, but we'll get there later. They could be considered Neck Beards, though one cannot be a nice guy but not a neckbeard.

The first step to finding Nice Guys is their behavior on the internet. Nice Guys will generally bitch about how all women are the same on Reddit and 4-Chan, not realizing they're it's their own fault for being turned down. The easier way to spot them is when they try to get a date. They will find a woman who is attractive and out of their league, often times are taken. From there they will be abnormally polite and kind to the point where it is creepy and awkward, which allows for frequent /r/niceguys videos on youtube. When the Woman turns them down, they usually lash out and call them a bitch claiming they were only trying to be nice.

If you happen to be unfortunate enough to spot one in real life, they can be usually be seen as a fatass with low hygiene. They are overall assholes without social skills who believe woman are losers who don't deserve equality.

Nice Guy: Hey
Woman: you've already messaged me today, I have a bf.
Nice Guy: you piece of shit, go die of breast cancer I was only being nice

by the zuck February 7, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


hahaha nice

awknowledgement of someones comment or joke, but indicating it wasn't funny.

Kate: The only reason... blah blah blah girlfriend blabber... blah blah blah... Stories Stephen never wanted to hear about... blah blah blah... The end.

Stephen: hahaha nice

by vegetables17 August 20, 2011

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