Random
Source Code
Random
(n.) A variation of the baseball cap that is oversized and rectangular. Worn by truckers (obviously), kiddie fiddlers (often truckers anyway), white trash (often truckers, incestors and/or kiddie fiddlers), the crew of punk'd and people who think trucker hats are cool because someone on tv has them.
I bought a trucker cap and shades but now whenever children see me they hide behind their parents.
56👍 35👎
A solid piece of poop blocking the butthole passage allowing prolonged control over otherwise explosive diarrhea.
Adam blew his poop cap, and now he can't stop shitting everywhere!
14👍 6👎
To shout at someone unnecessarily.
Shouting at someone unintentionally, as if your internal "caps lock" was accidentally struck.
"Dude, I'm right in front of you...stop cap-locking me!"
"Did you see Brad cap-locking that waitress for no reason?...what a jerk!"
"That Slipknot concert has jacked up my hearing, bro...I've been cap-locking people all day without knowing it...I feel like a pint-sized Lou Ferrigno."
7👍 2👎
When a man thinks he is about to receive fellatio but the giving partner instead places a fresh raspberry over the receiver's glans and no fellatio is performed.
I thought I was going to get head for Valentine's Day but instead I got a raspberry cap and a sticky dick.
7👍 2👎
A Kenyan beer that tastes like piss. Mostly Kenyan Cowboys (white Kenyans) drink it.
7👍 2👎
The result of reverse-biasing an electrolytic capacitor. Consequences include but are not limited to an explosion of smoke, flame, and electrolytic goo complemented by a sharp "BANG."
Engineering Student A: "What smells like an electrical fire?"
Engineering Student B: "Dude, I think you put that capacitor in backwards."
"BANG."
Professor: "Did somebody just pop a cap in my lab?"
*Cue Students A and B snickering*
7👍 2👎
1. A trade name for a dank strand of medicinally viable cannabis. It’s a Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Origins trace it back to Cali.
2. Playful term for referring to someone with completely white, silvery, or pale gray hair. Can refer to someone with dyed hair or who has obtained it from the passage of time. In similar vein to calling your red head friend a “ginger”’or “carrot top”. Compare to: “granny hair”, “all salt”, “cotton top”
3. When spelled as “sno-cap” it refers to a semi sweet chocolate candy you but at movie theaters and only eat during the previews.
4. Just another term for “Ice cap” on a mountain.
1. James said that he’s gonna try Snow cap from dispensary to see if it treats his migraines and anxiety as well as his usual strains.
2. Nana has decided to dye her entire head white and embrace being a snow cap instead of trying to cover up the white patches with brunette dye.
3. Sno caps never taste as satisfying as I expect.
7👍 2👎