Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
Holy Shit! Tim your pubes look like hagrid's beard!! How did they get that long????
An unkempt clutch of bushy, grey, knee-length pubic hair usually found on frosty old blue hairs.
Bridget better shave that gnome’s beard before swimsuit season!
A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
"What is on Joe's face?" "Oh, he's just growing a divorce beard."
The loose skin that remains on the underside of a circumsized penis.
"Would please give my Dragon's Beard a tug?"
When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...