Are you fucking me?

1) Slang term for 'Are you kidding me?'

Often used to invoke shock into an unwitting victim's heart.

2) Can be used to determine any potential sexual relations with the other person in the conversation.

1) Girl 1 - "Oh my god, he was soooo ugly!"
Girl 2 - "Are you fucking me?! He looked like George Clooney and Brad Pitt's love child!"
Girl 1 - "Am I what? Uhh.. Huh?"

2) Boy - "Clueless was shit, man. I don't know why you girls like it so much."
Girl - "Are you fucking me?!"
Boy - "I wish!"

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You fucking whore

A gentle knock on a friend who for some reason or another has pissed you off a bit.
Nicked from a line in Arnie's seminial action-fest Commando

Friend "Hey man, I got that record you been looking for for years and I'm also paid more than you now"
You "You fucking Whore"

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Are you fucking stupid?

A question asked to a person who has just done the most stupid thing disregarding all forms of common sense and you just can't fucking believe it.

Dude! Tell me you did not just bring that weed to work. Are you fucking stupid?!

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I Fucking Hate You

This means to kindly great yourself to your friends and other people you meet

I fucking hate you, thank you that made me happy thank you.

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i fuck with you the long way

Being a real nigga always having they back staying 100

Bra you been my nigga for years , I fuck with you the long way.

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You Fucking Suck

To be a faggot on the next level.

kyle. you fucking suck.

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you fucking furry

a super poopy head lookin ultra poopness havin ass

did you eat my cat
no
you fucking furry

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