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When you eat a takis, or anything spicy, then go down on a girl when shes on her period.
I really enjoyed my spicy tomato soup last night.
A boob that is both mostly red (from essentially being a gigantic nipple) and covered the the small fine hairs of an anorexic girl.
Sheri unbuttoned her blouse in the locker room only to have her friend spit coffee out of her mouth and declare, "Holy Tomato Boobs Batman!"
When you get invited to a party at a coworkers house and they can't stop throwing out inappropriate innuendo.
Wow that was a stale tomato at Mel's apartment last night.
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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.
Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
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a United States–based chain of all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurants
Souplantation and Sweet Tomatoes restaurants specialized in fresh salads and soups, offering a large salad bar with ingredients to build your own plate of salad, homestyle soup options, and pasta, as well as bread, muffins, cornbread, and pizza, baked on the premises.
A red jumbly liquid/food that contains goodness and despair and that is usually used for eating or throwing.
"I'm hungry. I think I'll have a Tomato Snack."
"FOOD FIGHT!" *Throws a tomato snack*