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Similar to dutch oven. The act of shitting under someone's bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
Ex1: Dude1:"Bro, I gave my girl a dutch oven last night."
Dude2:"Please, I heard George attempted to do a Dutch Bastard at his friends party."
Ex2: "My boss is such an asshole. I'm thinking about giving him a dutch bastard."
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Dave was learning Dutch til 3am. He's going to Amsterdam soon, he's going to learn a lot more Dutch there.
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The act of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing vile ass fumes (dutch dream) while they are asleep.
Girl: I woke up yesterday to my idiot boyfriend giving me a dutch dream.
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the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.
I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.
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When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically does the grab holding. A move created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.
I'm no homo! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.
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Technically, when two men masturbate each other, but more often used when two people compliment each other's previous work, or accomplishments.
"My John I loved your appearance on yesterday's broadcast."
"Why thank you Philip, but it came no where near your expose on the Costa Rican labia trade."
"Why don't you two stop the Dutch Handshake and get back to work!"
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Farting in bed, waiting for it to stew, then quickly lifting up the covers and dropping them, creating a fart wave.
I hit her with a nasty dutch fan last night.
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