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When you are on friendly terms with another person.
"I thought we were cool de la?"
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Extremely hot and plays an Mossad liason officer on the popular show NCIS
"Cote de Pablo looked great in her bikini in the season 5 finale of NCIS."
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One with a face that goes ~wamb~ like the front of an airplane or, spaceship, in it's aerodynamicy and shape. A Janet de Spaceship moved easily through air currents, although some of her extremities limit her flow. These extremities sometimes include sirens, hair, rockets, fat rolls, bracelets, and sometimes wheels. The face is accentuated by a large nasal horn, or sometimes, cavity which radiates bitchiness and retardedness.
A 'Janet de Spaceship' is usually a drunk whore.
"That chick's nose is ****ing huge, she looks like a Janet de Spaceship."
"You're too drunk, Janet, let's get you back to your spaceship."
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A person who plays basketball but always misses
He was playing like the big de-al
Close; tight; can keep a secret without talking, especially to the other guy's lady.
Man, I thought we were coup de la? Why'd you go and tell her that?
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Zabdiel De Jesus is just perfection. He was born on December 13, 1997, in Puerto Rico and is currently 21 years old. He participated in a reality TV show called La Banda when he was 17 years old. Eventually, he won and is now part of a latin boyband called CNCO along with bandmates, Christopher Velez, Richard Camacho, Joel Pimentel, and Erick Brian Colon. He will steal your heart by his looks, his personality, and especially his talented singing and dancing. Even though he has trouble speaking in English, his accent is just everythingggg and it sooo cute when he talks in English. In conclusion, Zabdiel De Jesus is just a beautiful, talented, and amazing human being living in this world.
Omg is that Zabdiel De Jesus ?!?! He so cute omgggg! 🙈
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This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.
This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.
Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.
ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night