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A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life
Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.
Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.
The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual
-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay
The act of being the most menacy menace possible
Omg bro why would You sleep with my mom your straight doggin.
A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.
John: Hey do you like straight women?
Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay