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One of the five burroughs in the state of New York. Plagued with cloned girls and "gangsta" boys, Staten Island becomes less and less bearable to live in. There is virtually nothing to do on Staten Island so getting fubar is the only logical thing to do to keep busy. The good thing about Staten Island is the easy comute to Manhattan without having to drive which makes going out to clubs and bars on the weekend an easy task.
Staten Island is still better then toxic Jersey.
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the floating tuft of hair surrounded by a sea of bare skin on a bald man's head.
Look at Mr. Ed over there with the hair island." "I know man. When that's all the hair you got left, you gotta just shave that shit off.
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a very beautiful island in the middle of lake washington. it is about 13 miles in circumference and would happily coexist with its surrounding areas, bellevue, renton, seattle, etc. but we're not given the chance. although mercer island has a bunch of rich snobby ass kids. there are some who are very nice. i do not see any reasons for the hate to keep spreading, i don't see why mercer island and bellevue won't kiss and make up. both places have their ups and downs.
Mercer Island: beautiful island, hot girls, nice people, high social status, more hot girls, good swim team, decent basketball, good soccer.
Bellevue: lots of various malls that everyone loves, a much better football team, lots of nice and kind people,
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A small island full of rich adults that spoil their children with material items and money. The kids then go spend the money on drugs and alcohol. A grand place to live!
Guy 1:Hey want to go to a party on Grand Island?
Guy 2: Sure we need to go buy new clothes at Locust first
Guy 1: and make sure we have enough money to buy coke!
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The saddest place in america. consits of white trash/ghetto niggahs/stuck up white kids/and mafiosos
If you live under the expressway your considered "poor" because its *gasp* the ..north...shore. OMG NOT THE NORTH SHORE!
oh and if you live on the south shore, your considered poor if you dont drive a white mercedes/lexus/bmw etc. you HAVE to try to act like the gottis and you need to be orange 24/7. they even opened a tanning salon at the mall!
i hate it here, i wish this island would sink its useless and the whole city of new york is ashamed that it belongs to it as one of it's boroughs. :
staten island
avaerage south shore gotti wannabes:
Gotti wannabe 1: Yooo did your dad get his mercedes with his tax evasion money yet?
Gotti wannabe 2: naaa bro he got a white acura
Gotti wannabe 1: Ew your poor.
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where all the guys think they are italian and really they aren't...... quido guys.... girls are stuck up.....boys are punks..... everyone is a partier....
that kid who just came to ur school in jersey from staten island, he is so wanna be quido
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I'm from Long Island so I trust me on all of this stuff
-a lot of people in long island are 'gheto' and 'gangsta', actually scratch that, everyone from long island falls under one of these categories
-I'm a new yorker cause i live in new york CITY. and the state, you fucktards. i think i would know, i live here.
-the few people who aren't ghetto and gangsta are absolutely loaded white people
-everyone is homosexual, so get over it. seriously, there are gay people here, we practically created homosexuality.
-i have to admit, we have shitty beaches..
-long island is upstate, thats just retarted to disputed.
-all long islanders have the mentality that we're better then everywhere else. If you can't deal with it then you should just move here
-all the girls are bitches
-everyone here is stupid, why is this even a question, are you reading what I am writing
-if you want to stop being inferior to gangsta, rich white stupid homosexual black people from the city in upstate NY and meet bitches then just move to long island already
person 1) I'm from Long Island man.
person 2) Hey that's the shittiest part of NYC
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