bloody egg

someone sucks there peiod blood out of a women. gargles it in there mouth, drinks it, throws it back up into a pan with an egg in it to make an omllete. shove the omllete up there arse while masturbating whilst being strangled and whipped.

guy1: you no all the stuff in the box above?
guy2: yer
guy1: i did it all :D
guy2: um... ok
guy1: bloody egging is now my new hobby

guy2: thats great

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seven eggs

When Brandon Culleton invites himself to your house, causing everyone to be upset, this results in him acting like a pussy until the next day this is when he cooks 7 SCAMBLED EGGS AFTER EVERYONE TOLD HIM THEY DIDNT WANT ANY!!! this also causes Dave to throw the carton at the door and punch a hole through the door.

BRANDON YOU UGGHH............SEVEN EGGS !! * Punch*

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love egg

A love egg is comfortable, loving place where friends can study, watch TV, or just hang out. It is created by pushing two couches (preferably of same size) together to create an enclosed space (a love egg).

Brianna: "hey guys I made a love egg on the lien one common room, want to come study"
Sammie: "Oh sure, as soon as I'm done watching meatspin!"
Alyssa: "Thanks for making such a special place for us to hang out Brianna"

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egg

1) that which comes out of a chicken
2) Violet's lover

I want to eat a hard boiled egg.

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barkers egg

Dog Shit

Terry: Hey Phil, did your dog just shit in my garden?
Phil: No Tel, you must be mistaken. Thats a barkers egg.

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Fucker Egg

An asshole person who acts in such a rude and childish manner that he is little more than an tactless under developed foetus, hence "egg" ...

Person 1: "Dude, he just called your mom a fat dirty hairy poo poo face! How infantile ..."

Person 2: " I know, what a Fucker Egg ..."

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Boiled Egg

White on the outside, Yellow inside.

That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!

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