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The most amazing nice girl you’ll ever she is weird at times but is just the best friend you could ask for had brown hair and blue eyes you will never find I better friend
Laura Paige is the best friend you’ll ever meet in you life
PAIGE IS THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WEST
I RUN U HOE
HARLYM MY BSF
being over protecting and borderline psychotic when it comes to a significant other
"that girl is acting so paige-ish. why is she constantly tracking her boyfriend"
Noun: A hot girl or girl married to a muscular man who is crazy hot.
Hey do you know Paige Campbell?
Yeah is t she that crazy hot chic?
Girl, did you see the man Paige a Campbell is married to? That boy is fiiinnnnee!
This is when you take the bottom half of the muffin and coat it with the top half's gooey insides, except with semen and vagina. What you do is;
First, grind up some nutmeg
Second, spray your partner's desired hole with PAM
Third, pour the nutmeg into desired PAM lubricated hole.
Fourth, WAIT. You have to wait 8-16 hours before nutmeg kicks in and makes your partner trip major nutsack
Fifth, screw your partner.
Sixth, punch your partner in the lower abdominal or have them sneeze to get this now gooey mixture of semen, PAM, and nutmeg out.
Seventh, mix the solution with a protein shake
Final step; Ingest
Dude I had the craziest weekend. You know my buddy Cecelia? Well, get this: We did the Paige Yadon for three days straight. I haven't tripped that much balls since the Titanic came out.
Holy fuck you lucky bastard
Coke whore in Oceanside and East Rockaway selling fentanyl to 8th graders
That coke whore bitch Paige Neidecker is going to jail for selling drugs to minors.
A person whos humor revolves around only making fun of other people, and enjoys kidnapping young children to consume in her basement.
"Paige Amy Palmer, please let the children go, they don't deserve this"
"lol no, virgin" -Paige