Smelly river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.
Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says that Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.
It is a national holiday on the 18th feb. This day on the 18th of february everyone who identifies as a paris. Yes even the Eiffel Tower haha silly me. Paris has to get bullied it’s just a fact.
Someone might say“oi paris you are so silly” and it would be fine because of the day it is. “haha as it’s national bully paris day it’s okay!”
Mid. If someone calls you paris Cutts then you are the definition of mid. Especially your vocals are mid. But overall you are just mid
To give oral sex to a woman really good
you want great oral sex let me fly you to paris
Paris is a loud in your face type of girl but that is just a part of who she is! A Paris is a great friend to have and will always have your back. Gain trust in her and she’ll trust the absolute heck out of you! Paris is someone who normally hangs out with guys cause other girls piss her off. Paris is a great girlfriend to have to. She’s very loyal to anyone inportent to her. She’s also very sporty. Don’t get on her bad side cause she’ll destroy you ! She’s also a very pretty girl and they tend to have a nice booty and body. A paris will try new things despite the consequences! She is a dare devil and will always take a dare! She’s a very funny girl and will always make u laugh. She is also a good singer but doesn’t show that. She loves to dance and be centre of attention and the star of the party. If you ever need advice go to her! She’ll always keep your secrets and never judge you. If a paris morris is a bitch to you, it’s not for no reason. You’ve done something to piss her off and if That happens to you be Suddle and go talk to her and sort things out
A paris is very kind and loving. She is very talkitive and never shuts up. She is very smart and is always got good grades! xx most Paris morris’s Tend to be gamer girls.
remember she isn’t afraid to bash a Bitch so don’t get on her bad side (:
Guy 1: wow see paris morris she is amazing
Guy 2: yea to bad she’s got a bf
Fisting a guy with his balls in the same hand.
He was bent over and vulnerable, so he got taken to Paris.