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The act of beating someone to death with hammers.
From the 30 July 2003 Onion article "Gigli Focus Groups Demand New Ending In Which Both Affleck And Lopez Die"
"According to the exit cards, other popular methods of achieving Lopez and Affleck's on-screen demise included car bombs, multiple stab wounds, acid baths, rabid wolf attacks, lightning strikes, and, in one case, a "hammer party."
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When one individual/several individuals grow weary of a party they presently attending; they may choose to create a "sub party" in order to make up for lack of entertainment of the former party. It is basically, a party within a party. Except, it is more exclusive to the superior partygoers, i.e, not everyone is invited. (which, ergo, may make the party more appealing to outsiders, which is a part of the formula for an amazing party. because everyone wants to be invited.)
In addition, members of the sub party have the ability to take (or steal) as much materials from the former party as they would like, in order to create an even more stable sub party. (i.e, booze, party hats, animals, whatever comes across as acceptable for the sub party and it's guest. The advantage of this, is it's cost. which is ultimately free. Awesome, right?)
Unimpressed Partygoer #1: "This party is losing my interest by the second."
Unimpressed Partygoer #2:"I agree, let's create a sub party."
Unimpressed Partygoer #1:"All right. I'll grab the booze, you the ladies, and met you on the second floor, room 118."
Unimpressed Partygoer #2: "Solid."
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A rager to which you must bring a fresh pumpkin. Generally held during the Halloween season.
Dude, why do you have a pumpkin?" "I thought it was a pumpkin party" "What the fuck, where did you get that?" "Yo, they had way too many pumpkins anyways...
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When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.
So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.
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A couples party where all of the men put their car keys into a bowl or bag and at the end of the party, the women blindly select a set of keys to determine who she goes home with for the rest of the evening for sexual gratification.
Last night I got to take Jerry's wife Sue home from the key party for the first time. She gave me a better blow job than my own wife Jan, but I love her more than anything, especially since she likes to attend the key parties with me. Jan went home with Bill and said she liked how large his penis was, but that I still make better love to her than any of her other partners.
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A space or diastema between the two upper front teeth. Gap-toothed people are notoriously fun and always bring the party.
I met this guy with a huge party gap at the bar the other night and immediately knew it was gonna be crazy times.
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1. A party involving many women and few or no men. Opposite of a sausage party.
Ashley R. has taco parties all the time.
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