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Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".
Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.
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an individual who does something, wears something, or has something that is awesome, looks good, or is completely fly.
John had this bad ass outfit that had him looking pimpity pimp!
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The Pimps Prayer:
Lord guide my pimp hand and make it strong,so that this ho might know her place.
Let us bow our head and pray The Pimps Prayer.
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When you're preparing your Thanksgiving pimp, the pimp giblets are the things you have to pull out so you can put your stuffings in.
1. "Princely Pimps: now giblet-free!"
2. "Did you really get all those pimp giblets out of that tiny little pimp?"
3. We feed the pimp giblets to the dogs.
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Pimp powder is the fake substance used by pimps to slap hoes
Pimp: Where's my money
Hoe: well uhh ?!!?
Pimp: hit me
* shake shake *
* SLAP *
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When you are close and tight with a higher authority.
Yo, I saw you talking to the CEO today. Word, I'm pimp sauce!
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An individual whose sole purpose of having a Facebook account is to gather as many friends as possible, friending anyone and everyone. Most times this is done to feed an unhealthy ego.
Enos: I just got 10,000 friends on FB. I am the man!
Roy: Yea, but Ashton Kutcher will always be a bigger Facebook Pimp than you.
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