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A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use
Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again
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mainly for men. when you have a boner, you know its hard to take a piss in the toilet so you "leak the lemon" in the bath tub. if you tub piss don't forget to wash it down after you grody asswholes.
Hans- Hey i gotta pee, i'll be right back.
Kith- Your gonna miss cuz u have a boner.
Hans- true, i'll just tub piss.
Kith- o yaaa totally forgot bout that.
While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss
Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s
The tiny fuckin shiver you get when your done pissing
Guy 1: bro do you get piss shivers
Guy 2: ya but why do we get them
When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.
Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”
A Female pirate who drinks alcohol day and night and thus pisses her self and refuses to acknowledge that she pissed her self , smells of piss and refuses to change her cloths
That piss wench is drunk again and pissing all over the deck
A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate
1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench