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Community Oriented Policing

The unpatriotic act turned the country into the United Stasi of America and the Stasi CIA, FBI, NSA unintelligent agencies run the program and confusion centers make up terrorist because there aren't any and outsource most of the harassment to local community groups such as infraretard and neighborhood nazis and Stasi pigs and insecurity guards, who are the FBI's (f) lying monkeys that smear campaign, track, harass, gaslight, 24/7 monitoring and sabotage waiting for you to make a mistake and their only protocol is to kill the targeted individual with plausible deniability. Fake Bureau of Investigation runs gangstalking (COINTELPRO) and Clowns Idiots and Assholes runs electronic harassment (MK ULTRA) to Disrupt, Discredit, Divide (DDD) to isolate, set up, nuetralize non investigative subjects by inducing mental breakdowns, psychosis, regression, helplessness, homelessness, hospitalization, incarceration, suicides, homicides, heart attacks, cancer, and car accidents that's undetectable and it's hard to prove because of invisibility, secrecy, and deception. Zersetzung is death by 1000 cuts. Slow Dagger Masonic revenge poisons every aspect of you're life to completely isolate you so you commit suicide. Freemasons are widespread in the CIA and are tied to the police and are community oriented. Gangstalkers are community oriented parasites or community oriented pussys or Coordinated Organized Persecution Stalking (COPS) program.

Gangstalking is community oriented policing.

by TI Satan June 27, 2023


Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018


park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 13, 2021


Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk March 22, 2018


cai's police state

a discord server, a place where loving communism takes place, a place where the three police chiefs, liu, cai and kuang, never struggle to find ways to annoy, entertain and joke. featuring bruh, mongolian, skinty stick, trans twins, a cute couple, syrian refugee, twitch thots , wholesome gamer girls and a bunch of npcs.

"Are you in the cai's police state server? It's a bunch of mumbo jumbo! Yesterday, they changed the server profile to our lord and saviour, "EL RASHO MACUIN B)" but now it's just Toad and Toadette porn."

by doingurmom March 29, 2021


Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021


Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022