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The king of all poops, in which when one goes to wipe one's nether regions after letting one fly, one discovers much to one's surprise that THERE IS NOTHING ON THE PAPER. The single most satisfying bowel movement that man is capable of.
1: What are you smiling about?
2: Oh nothing, just had...a ghost poop!
1: *stunned silence*
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n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.
The better the poop the bigger the shiver!
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I took a poop this morning. And then around noon I felt the urge and had a bonus poop. Nice!!
A peek-A-poop, a poop that starts to come out but then quickly retracts leaving you disappointed.
"Dude, I had three peek-A-poops today and I'm starting to get mad."
bison antiquus, sometimes called the “ancient bison”, was the most common large herbivore of the north american continent for over ten thousand years, and is a direct ancestor of the living american bison. however, even ten thousand years ago, they still had a bunghole. yes, ancient bison pooped. their poop is an important source of nitrogen, phosphorous, calcium, and magnesium for plants and animals. without it, natural prairies would stop flourishing and become NONEXISTENT. fun fact: it dries and becomes a rock in 7 days!
example 1: bison poop is sometimes referred to as "nik-nik".
example 2: dung beetles have unique ways to decompose a bison patty.
example 3: bison feces is shaped like a swirly-shaped circle.
Poop shrapnel is when you have explosive, foamy diarrhea that feels like it is blasting out in little pieces as if propelled by air.
I ate a burrito from Qdoba, came home and took a dump, and thought "Oh shit! Poop shrapnel! Gonna have to clean my toilet."
- anything that has a poop tint
- a brownish splatter on a surface that is poop-a-tint
- also works as an insult
1. "EWE, look at that poop-a-stain on the the lampshade."
2. "Is that a poop-a-stain on the wall?"
3. "He is a poop-a-stain, she is also a poop-a-stain."