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Pol Pot set the very example of political leader under CCP influence.
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Like drunk dick, but happens when youre high instead of drunk. Usually involves either difficulty getting it up or maintaining an erection.
Yo, I got pot penis last night after I burned that L with my girl.
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To look at pornography while on the John/toilet.
I have no privacy in this house, It's resulted in me having to look at Pot-Porn
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a hot dog bun with weed spread around where the frank would be
"Dude, I'm so high right now... lets make some pot dogs."
"What are pot dogs?"
"ok i'll show u."
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Burned out hippie - slow due to years of cannabis abuse
Tommy Chong is a pot roast
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When you take a shit and it weighs more than a potted plant
Mary: I took a shit
Zack: so did I
Harry: I took a shit in a potted plant
During oral sex, when your partner squirts so hard it shoots up your nostrils.
Right before this bitch threw the towel at me and said wipe yourself off, she neti potted me; my girl loves oral so much she neti pots me daily and she’s better than Vick’s vaporub