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a funny quality act from the famous potter. long lasting memories are caused by these certain moments
oh my word that is 24 potter gold
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The act of consuming your friends cum and then jerking off with your left arm while thinking of what just happened.
"Yo at Robs last night, I think Nathan did a Harry Potter Protein Jerk with Jake's cum".
That movie SUCKED.
They left out SOO much and what the hell- dementors fly now?
And they never mention anything about the marauder's map history!
And Sirius is supposed to look different. They could have dyed his hair dark brown or something...
But one huge thing: Lupin as a werewolf. DUDE. That is soo not a werewolf, it looked pathetic... it had like, no hair and just UGH.
So basically it was an atrocity to the book. The book wsa sooooo much better, don't EVER base the harry potter series on the movies...
Girl one: Hey wanna watch the harry potter 3 movie?
Girl two: Sure, I could use a good laugh that movie is dumb
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The feeling a nerd gets after reading the last book about fairies and wizards and other homo-erotica...AKA Harry Potter.
"I just finished the last Harry Potter book, I think I have post-Potter depression. What do you think?"
"I think you have sand in your vagina."
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The delightful feeling you have when you realise there will be no more books with that annoying little wizard git.
"Hey, there isnt gonna be anymore Harry Potter books!"
"OH THANK GOD! Finally I have some post-Potter delight"
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when the intern (who looks like harry potter) leaves to go back to school.
i've got a great mom joke, but mark's not here. i've got some serious post-Potter depression .
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When you're playing beer pong and beer/water are under the cups, making them drift like chess in harry potter.
Guy 1: Dude why the fuck are the cups moving?
Guy 2: IT'S HARRY POTTER BEER PONG
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