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When your employee gets a little pollen on his pus in springtime and he has to go home because it swollen to the size of pumpkin.
Hey monkin u gotta run this today. We got a guy who has a bad case of pumpkin pus. He went home. Dammit.
A quickie at a the local Starbucks after drinking a sip of their first pumpkin spice latte while wearing ugg boots and yoga pants 2 hours before their yoga/CrossFit class
Dude ! I think your girl pumpkin smashed her trainer at the star bucks
Bro, we both ordered the same latte and pumpkin smashed in the parking lot.
A round, orange girl, usually a pitcher, that plays softball. Hates people that make fun of her name, and gives the 'evil eye,' to anyone who 'disses,' her team. This name was given by the girl's softball team, and is highly humorous to anyone who doesn't know her.
"Go Pumpkin (name)!" Gina shouted, mocking the round, orange girl's nickname.
"Ya'll is rawnchy," Pumpkin replied, throwing an evil glare at Gina.
Someone who got cheated on.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
Someone who got cheated on/someone who is loyal.
Comes from the saying “cheater cheater pumpkin eater”. Someone who doesn’t “eat the pumpkin” (the cheater) is the protector.
After getting cheated on, she became a pumpkin protector, and vowed to never be a cheater.
The act of shoving the male genitals into a Pumpkin whilst on the Toilet. This act can be done through multiple people, a single person, groups of people, or purely for entertainment.
David, "Yo Peter! Come over at 9pm were gonna have a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Peter, "Oh sick! Peter prepare your pecker!"
Josh, "John's wife gave him a Blumpkin Pumpkin!"
Brian, "What a lucky guy!"
A suggestive activity between two consenting individuals ;))
Batman put on his dressing and was pumpkin tagging everyone