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shitting in someones pillow case
"lol i put a warm puppy in his bed"
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A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.
My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.
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young woman, usually with loose/no morals.
Slut puppies hang at the mall in packs.
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sex between two persons, both in the pre-puberty stage, without ejaculation and hence orgasm.
Is puppy sex real sex?
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A hush puppy is a sex move often utilized in domiciles that house numerous people in close quarters. When taking a woman, or man I suppose, from behind (doggy style), one forces their partners head into the pillows to 'hush them up' if they are being too loud. This move can also offer some opportunities for erotic asphyxiation if you try to not only smother your lover's screams of ecstasy but also their ability to breath.
This morning when I was making love to my girlfriend doggy style, she was being too loud and I didn't want her to wake my room mates so I shoved her head into the pillows and gave her a hush puppy out of courtesy to others.
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A puppy party refers to when one person is laying in bed and is surrounded by 3+ cute puppies and they are either playing with them or all cuddling together.
Len - "why do you have so many dogs in your bed?"
Trey- "I'm having a puppy party, duh!"
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